PappiDread6
4/5/2008 4:17:48 PM
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"'
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
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This midget goes to the doctor and tells him ''Doc my nuts are just killin' me.'' The doc takes a look,pulls out a scapel and says ''Here bite this stick in case I slip'' With intense concentration. he pulls the midgets sack one way then the other while cutting with the scapel,making the midget extemely nervous. He says ''There all done. How's that feel?'' The midget says ''Say that's a lot better. Didn't even feel you cutting nothing. What was it?''
''I trimmed 2'' off the tops of your cowboy boots''
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PappiDread6
4/5/2008 4:18:55 PM
A couple more from the cell
A husband tattooed "I Love U' on his d*** & his wife said "there u go again putting words in my mouth!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------WARNNING!!!! Sucking d*** is bad 4ur health it's 1% urine 3% hair 5% c** & 91% of other b****s p****!!!
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If Barack Obama wins the presidential race he's goign 2 b3 the 1st black man 2 beat a white women n public and not go 2 jail
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P**** is like A peach: its fat,fuzzy, full of juice, & if u go in deep enough you'll get a nut.pass it on
Sorry for the the rival of the old thread got a lil behind on my thread.
jpmontero98
4/5/2008 8:39:39 PM
ONE I GOT TODAY
"HEY I GOT EXTRA TICKETS IF YOU WANT TO GO TO A SHOW, THE EVIL KNIEVEL IS GONNA TRY TO JUMP 500 N****** WITH A BULLDOZER"
PappiDread6
4/11/2008 4:41:59 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: jpmontero98
ONE I GOT TODAY
"HEY I GOT EXTRA TICKETS IF YOU WANT TO GO TO A SHOW, THE EVIL KNIEVEL IS GONNA TRY TO JUMP 500 N****** WITH A BULLDOZER"
I don't get it JP?
Just got hit with this one the other day.
Teacher asked Tim, "why did u bring your cat 2 school today?" Tim says " I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm gonna eat that P()$$^ whun the kids leave."
