Christmas Present

Ok guys so my girlfriend and I agreed that this Christmas we are going to keep costs down by making eacother gifts, the only problem is that I am having a hard time thinking of ideas. I have tool/resources to make most anything out of wood (if that helps). Any ideas?

Plaster mould of your dong. Home made dildo. Shel appreciate it. Worked for meee

OK... For SOME reason when I posted this I KNEW that someone would say that.... I just knew it...

lol hey dude.... no denying it.
 
1) Cover weiner in Zinc Oxide skin creme. Just make sure thats the active ingredient.
 
2) PVC pipe with the plaster mold... and do the business.
 
3) Fill with liquid latex.
 
4).... well doesnt take a genius lol

WOW I am impressed that you have experience sebba.

im not... dude prolly tried it out before he gave it to his gf

....thats.....just.....wrong...IMO a nice dinner would be fine...then you can f*** her brains out and suck her t!ts dry later that night

What ever works lol.

Damn sebba you put way to much thought into that LOL.  I agree with jp,  cook her a nice
dinner maybe light some candles and you will be getting lucky that night.

Dude if you gotta do all that **** to get lucky then somethin is wrong to begin with lol. Thats just soo ****in standard, it takes no thought!

roofies?

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ORIGINAL: Sebba

Plaster mould of your dong. Home made dildo. Shel appreciate it. Worked for meee

Your girl made you a dildo???? You sick bastard! I didn't know you were "that way" Sebbz. Did she use it on you? LMAO.

Hmmm Dorian, just brainstorming a little here for ya and trying to help you out to give her the best gift with the resources that would be available to you....You could make your girl a homemade strap-on...All you would need is a jock strap, a dildo (you can borrow Sebba's), and some duct tape. LOL..You can fix anything with duct tape. 
 
Sebbz, just messin with ya only cuz I like ya man!  

2 laws of man, if it moves and it shouldnt, duct tape, if it dont move and It should, WD-40

shreff..... im speechless lol. Now for typical teenage response.... "YO MAMMA HOE!"

Wow, you being speechless is a change for once LOL...and another one of your 'teenage" responses, you can use the dildo that Sebbz mom pulled out of her big stankin azz.

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ORIGINAL: shreff99

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ORIGINAL: Sebba

Plaster mould of your dong. Home made dildo. Shel appreciate it. Worked for meee

Your girl made you a dildo???? You sick bastard! I didn't know you were "that way" Sebbz. Did she use it on you? LMAO.

Sebbz, just messin with ya only cuz I like ya man!  

 
First off if his girl made him a dildo...  What kinda "girl" is she? 
 
Second was it you that made the dildo for him Shreff?  I mean if you like him that much and all.... ;)

Last time I ask you for ideas.

Shut up lol. They sell the kits for em dude lol.
 
I made it you ass lol

Haha I didn't doubt that you did for a second. It's just I really don't think that is the BEST idea.

Ok ok, Ill settle this. Take her out for dinner as per JP... BUT at home have a home made dildo ready just in case the dinner doesnt work.
Right? BEst of both worlds.

Maybe get some roofies too, you can never be too sure

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Dusty i love you.

Yea, just dont go sending me any homemade 'gifts', Seb. LMAO

What the hell is wrong with this generation LOL.  And why would anyone give their girlfriend a fake version of their dick,  It would be alot more satisfying for her to play with the real thing.

But not if he was hung like a light switch then she would have no other alternative than to use the dildo