Christmas Present - Page 2

She gotta have somethin to do at work... might as well be you an not her boss.

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ORIGINAL: Dusty Eclipse

Ok ok, Ill settle this. Take her out for dinner as per JP... BUT at home have a home made dildo ready just in case the dinner doesnt work.
Right? BEst of both worlds.

Maybe get some roofies too, you can never be too sure

two of my ideas in one post lol

i love howyou answered the guys question hahaha, if youre so good at wood works man, make her a picture frame, something to hang on the walls or sumthin, they like that kinda things

Wooden weiner!

that would make spliters in places that wouldnt be very nice, especially if she uses it on him

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ORIGINAL: shreff99

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ORIGINAL: Sebba

Plaster mould of your dong. Home made dildo. Shel appreciate it. Worked for meee

Your girl made you a dildo???? You sick bastard! I didn't know you were "that way" Sebbz. Did she use it on you? LMAO.

Hmmm Dorian, just brainstorming a little here for ya and trying to help you out to give her the best gift with the resources that would be available to you....You could make your girl a homemade strap-on...All you would need is a jock strap, a dildo (you can borrow Sebba's), and some duct tape. LOL..You can fix anything with duct tape. 

Sebbz, just messin with ya only cuz I like ya man!  

no has to be Gorilla Tape lol

I also have 400 mph airplane tape he can borrow..it's like a pop can with some glue...good sh!t man!