I hate....

I thought this would be a fun thread.  Think of a daily occurance that you hate.
 
I hate it when some one with a small compact car pulls all the way in a parking space and you think it is empty to you get there!

Lol, that happens a lot here.  I hate that too.

I hate it when people in large vehicles can't stay in their parking spot.  In other words, they are either to the left, right, too far forward, or too far back.  When they park next to my car...note that I always park in the boonies...I love how those DAs park so close to my car and there's not another car next to them!
That's the other thing I hate.  Do I warrant a "close parker" because I park away from everyone else?
What should I do in a situation like this?  Slam my door on their vehicle or squeeze myself into my car?!!!

Motorcycles too. Pull halfway into a spot and lock up your brakes for those, lol..

""old people that leave their blinkers on for miles on end

L E F T    L A N E    D R I V E R S!!!!    it's called the FAST land and the PASSING lane for a reason.  if you aren't doing either of these DON'T BE THERE.  and don't by the love of God, drive the same speed as the person in the right lane! ugh

I hate folks that speed through our housing area.  The speed limit on base is 15mph through the housing area...because there are kids that play everywhere...it IS a family housing area.  My son plays in the front yard a lot or the park down the street and these guys will just "fly" down the street at 25mph.  Granted, that's not fast at all, but on a narrow street with kids around, it is.
I'd like to know where the hell they have to go in our little neighborhood in such a rush?!!  They better hope they don't hit a child because they running late for work...that's their own damn fault for being late in the first place.

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ORIGINAL: RCJr9186

L E F T    L A N E    D R I V E R S!!!!    it's called the FAST land and the PASSING lane for a reason.  if you aren't doing either of these DON'T BE THERE.  and don't by the love of God, drive the same speed as the person in the right lane! ugh

Once you're able to pass them, drop a gear and blow off next to their window!  .  I've had such gratification from doing that, LMAO.  It's like being passed by a semi as they blow off at ya, lol.  It scares the crap out of me!  Those damn semis are loud.

i hate when you get in line at the food market and the person in front of you has a carrage full of food, yet you only have 3 item, and they dont let you go. Also when that is the only lane you can go in and there is no "20 items or less" line. (happened to me last night)

i hate the douchebag with the scion tC who does a 7000 rpm clutch drop in front of my house EVERY time he comes by...im never impressed. we have quite a few douchebag kids in crappy cars who do that...

I think that same guy must have a vacation house near mine Patrick, lol

I hate it when people park so CLOSE to my car.  That PISSES me off!  One day, i left a note on their windshield, telling them "****ing Asshole, learn how to ****ing park you ****ing douchebag!!!"  That just drives me insane.  Just like Silvercoupe said... 

Last time someone did that to me (at the trainstation) I had to get in through the passenger door... I held my house keys out the drivers window as I backed out... if you know what I mean...

Holy ****!  Bad ass.  I gotta do that one.  LOL!  That just drives me INSANE! 

When Im feeling particurly malicious, sometimes I like to put small slits in their valve stems.

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ORIGINAL: agallardo
I hate it when people park so CLOSE to my car.  That PISSES me off!  One day, i left a note on their windshield, telling them "****ing Asshole, learn how to ****ing park you ****ing douchebag!!!"  That just drives me insane.  Just like Silvercoupe said... 

 
fun story that relates...  at autozone last friday before i head up to my dad's lake house for the weekend and all of the parking spots were takin except 1.   the guy to the left parked just fine but the guy to the right was about 2-4" OVER the line... well i parked as normal and the guy coudln't get into his car when he came out of the store.  he came back in and asked "who'd lil red and grey primered car is that?"   i said "mine, you must be the guy in that saturn that needs to learn how to park...  i'll be moving as soon as i check out."    he got PISSED!!! got in his car from the passenger side and "pealed" off (by pealed i mean barked the tires in first) lol

Id  love to find out that he blew a tire a half mile down the road.

dusty i've done that "house key" trick once in a while.   once i had to improvise with a screwdriver.   very fun and very gratifying!

Doesnt it just give you that warm, fuzzy feeling inside? It makes me even happier when its like... a new Navigator.

You guys are mean!  lol.  I don't get it either.  I'm going to have to try the key thing.  There are several times a day that I have to use both doors and if some chump parks like an ass, I'm usually squirming to fit on that side without chipping my door edge paint and I'm not at all big...at least I don't think I am, lol.

Something I cant stand are these assholes that drive 50 and then speed up to 65 as soon as they hit a passing lane.......Much like those who fly past you like a bat out of hell, and then slow down to the point where they are driving even slower of what you were driving in the first place....
 
Another thing that kills me is when Im washing my car and someone turns on the damn washing machine and kills the water pressure....

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ORIGINAL: Patrick

i hate the douchebag with the scion tC who does a 7000 rpm clutch drop in front of my house EVERY time he comes by...im never impressed. we have quite a few douchebag kids in crappy cars who do that...

I have a stop sign right outside my house and I usually have both of my eclipses sitting out...  I think every kid thinks they have to try and peel out at 2:00 AM...   Also all of the fart cans and the cars without any exhaust...  Its usually little neons/cavalers/s10 trucks/ anything that has more rust on the body then paint..

i agree..a have a few beat up 3rd gen Gm f-bodies who do it as well...

Those are pretty good esp the passing lane I hate that wish is was a device that could make an electtic surge and stall their car the buttom would probably broken from me pressing it all the time.
   Heres another one this just happened I was coming home from work. Ok as U all kow I drive a Black 3G Eclipse that is blacked out with rims  and I have these side vents near the rear 1/4 panels anyway, needless to say my car looks fast as shyt to some people. Note: I have done nothing except a CAI performance wise. Basically my car is slow as a fat man on a power scooter lol. Well these Honda and Neon dudes always I mean ALWAYS  pull up next to me at a light and want to race or get to the next light before me. I hate that with a passion. I am too old to race ha ha. Today this Dodge Neon SRT with dual fart cans pulls up, now I know I can really beat this dude in my sportronic N/A BatMobile but, the next light is less than a 1/8 of a mile well before the turbo on his POS can spool ( I think or either he can't drive for ****) so I just dropped into 1st and smoked him (my 1st kill in this slow car lol) Now he gets to the next light which I know the following light is well over a 1/2 mile so he rolls down his window like whats up now I will murder your toy car so he is reving his engine and I know he is going to launch on me so I stay in automatic and just as the light changes let him go he really looked stupid! sorry for the rant but, it just happened a few min ago and I had to share.

I hate when people pull out right in front of you then hit the breaks and go like 10 miles an hour.

I hate it when folks drive fast on slow roads then drive slow on high speed roads.  What's the thinking behind that?