I hate you guys

I just wanted to let everyone know how much I hate you EVO guys...
you get all the good **** while the rest of us just get to sit back, and let you guys get all the glory.
You get full time AWD with all the cool settings, the rest of us get 4wd we have to turn on
You get a bad as 4g63turbo monster, the rest of us have to deal with the ****ty mivec V6
you get great looks, and a huge, bad ass intercooler
we get... to drive our damn kids around
You get great hair, sunglasses, and hot chicks
we get, wrinkled clothes, sun blinding our eyes, kids screaming in the back, and oh yeah... our wives.
 
God I feel really sorry for myself... I just bought an 07 outlander xls, so I can take my wife and 4 kids out and not take 2 cars.
 
Look guys, I am going down to my dealer and getting evo stickers, and badges...
please, can I hang out with you... please, I need this.
 
Sincerly,
 
Mr. where you will all be in 5 years

That was deep....lol all i can say is WTF M8E? 

Now that was a hilarious rant post!
That just made my day and I don't even own an EVO, lol.

I do feel you on the kids and wife thing.
That "great hair" thing....lmao!  If only you could see some of my buddies in my local club with EVOs...they're all missing "great hair" (Army) and most are "kids"...no offense to the younger crowd.

And don't forget us "old" folks.......
Just bide your time, enjoy the kids while you can. In the blink of an eye they'll old and out of the house. It happened to me, now I got a garagre full of toys.
Oh yea, you might want to be nice to them once in a while. After all, they are the ones that will be picking out your nursing home LOL

do I have to be nice to my wife too?
please tell me I dont,
I just dont think I can take another blow

oh, and thanks alot GRAMPS
FOR RUBBING IT IN MY FACE...
thanks, 18 years to go, give or take...

so go buy and Evo  is your family bigger than 5 ?  lol it seats 5 and has a good amount of rear seat room.  This thread is awsome.   Makes my like my car more hahahaha.
 
I really have F.O.G. to thank for the re newed insparation on keeping my Evo

haha, this is a great thread. I especially like the little ending remark

this just put a smile on my face coming from a ****ty day, thanks.

Lets see, Me, the bitc...err, i mean wife, three girls, and a son on the way (the only thing I have to be thankfull for.)
 
Glad I could make all you guys so friggin happy about how great your EVO laden existence is. If you are ever lookin for me, I will be the guy laughin at all you jackholes when this happens to you.
Sounds like I should have listened to the TROJAN MAN!!!
 
Hey, I got an Idea, why dont you all get together, and make my day.
Buy me an EVO, and I promise, I wont drive it to much, and I will hand it down to my only son.
 
god I hate my life...
 
(all in good humor guys,)

Hahaha Ill have kids and a family and to go with it ill have a toasty garage with the Evo sitting in there waiting for a nice day to go for a cruise, almost the way it does now since it has got like 10 miles put on it since the end of october\ begining of November till now and it wont move till spring

lmfao that is great!

yeah, yeah, yeah
friggin great

Hahaha
 
Like a feew others stated, i'm not an EVO guy, but am seriously thinking about one.
Wanna get the EVO X.

GRAMPS !!!!!!!!  Hey I'm not that old ......yet.  But getting old is manditory.......growing up is optional !!!!!
If you really do hate your wife, you should have left the light switch on and maybe that would have been the best type of birth control. Since you didn't, I hear the EVO XXIII's are going to be nice. Hope you enjoy yours LOLOL.
I'm just kiddin with you man.......the best thing you can do for your kids is to love their mom. Enjoy them while you can. And just think, when your buying your EVO, I'll be trading mine for a wheelchair. To those who know me...you can bet your A$$ that wheel chair will be turbo'd 

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GRAMPS !!!!!!!!  Hey I'm not that old ......yet.  But getting old is manditory.......growing up is optional !!!!!
If you really do hate your wife, you should have left the light switch on and maybe that would have been the best type of birth control. Since you didn't, I hear the EVO XXIII's are going to be nice. Hope you enjoy yours LOLOL.
I'm just kiddin with you man.......the best thing you can do for your kids is to love their mom. Enjoy them while you can. And just think, when your buying your EVO, I'll be trading mine for a wheelchair. To those who know me...you can bet your A$$ that wheel chair will be turbo'd 

yea with something bigger than a 50trim at that.... And your wheel chair will still be faster than my Evo

no, in all seriousness, I love my wife, and couldnt live my life without her.
I just cant let her see this, or im screwed

LOL!  Dude, I got a family and the Evo does family car duty all the time, but of course I'm not rolling kids off the assembly line like you are.  You just have to know how to set it up right. This only works for families < 4 kids.  You guys with > 3 kids are screwed. Just make sure you have a medical procedure before your choices boil down to either Suburbans or 15 passenger Ford vans.

Here's how it went: Take wife to Honda dealership.  Show her beautiful used S2000.  Wait for wife to question where kids will sit.  Mumble remark about either a) getting backyard fenced in and they'll be safe left there, or b) getting a hitch for bike-specific covered kid tow-along.  Before wife can react, declare the idea insane.  Next go to Acura dealership and show her an RSX-S (important to make sure no TSXs or TLs are nearby).  Point out excitedly the presence of rear seats.  Express surprise when need for "4 doors" is mentioned - vomit a little in your mouth to emphasize the problem with that.  Stand in parking lot, staring towards the sky, scratching chin in thoughtful repose, then yell "Eureka!".  Drive over to Mitsubishi dealership and show wife Evo.  Point out 4 doors (important - don't vomit at all this time!).  Point out easy ingress/egress with all 4 seats.  Mention that children will be safer in the car than left behind in the yard as would be necessary with every other car available.  Walk around to the back of Evo and proclaim CF wing can be used as picnic table, while hood vent can be used to grill brats on.  Immediately address wife's horrified expression by explaining "brats, as in bratwurst" and not "brats, as in our little angels". Note - if wife is quick to resort to physical violence, substitute "hot dogs" for "brats" in script, to enhance personal safety.  Lastly, emphasize that new found ability to picnic and grill on the go will result in many future family memories as years pass.

It worked for me.

Signed, the balding guy

  This is a great post. I'm always amazed how we can have fun on this forum in a positive way!!!

HAHAHA thats an awesome story. Dont forget also you can probably use the vent on the hood as a grill with the engine running .

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ORIGINAL: TheEngineer

HAHAHA thats an awesome story. Dont forget also you can probably use the vent on the hood as a grill with the engine running .

john he said that

ha ha... now thats some funny ****.
 

oh i didnt see that part. I kinda skimmed by it