LOL (not recommended for house wife viewing)

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"





The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. Thinking of keys to a new car, she opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.





Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

haha. I think ive heard that before but its still good

My wife, who is thin, still did not think that was funny, but I did.

hmmmm, i should put a warning in the title

LMAO now THAT was great!

dude that was awesome, so messed up but so awesome

that's freakin hilarious
 

I was (past tense) a housewife and I think that it's freakin hilarious!