Ninjas vs Pirates?

OK here we have a Ninja vs Pirates. which is better? which will win and why?

ninjas...dont be ridiculous...pirates are just a collection of drunken bullies with swords...they dont have any real skill or ability...

ninjas on the other hand are, well ninjas..


this is, by the way, a very odd poll...

Ninja's of course. Now if you had said Amazon women. That would have been a hard choice.

Ninja! nuff said.

Pirates... Unless the Ninjas are REALLY good swimmers....

ninjas...man ninja turtles could prolly kick pirates asses 2 lol.

See, the ninja's got the whole stealth thing going on. A single ninja could take out an entire ship-ful of pirates.

No way cuz the Nnja's STILL have to swim to the boat and manage to climb aboard. Not oly that but then they'll be slowed to being soaked and they'll leave water all over the place.

Yeah, but they have those super-accurate chinese stars and num-chucks and whatnot, far superior to terribly old hand-guns and rusty swords.

LOL Rusty swords.... TETANUS!!! an even greater weapon!! lol

200 pirates V.S. 50 ninjas..... Ninjas would still win.

Yeah, but see the pirates would have to actually be able to hit the ninjas with their rusty swords, which isn't going to happen, because they are agile and stealth-like. See, pirates are all about quantity, a high number of pirates to attack a village or whatever. But ninjas definitely have the quality. They are fast, and are very good with their weapons of choice. The pirates wouldn't stand a chance.

Besides, even if they got Tetanus, that would take a while to pwn them. The ninjas would kill them all before they died anyway, thus winning. ;)

Ninja's would sneak on to there ship while the pirates where all knocked out because of there drinking binge the night before. Ninja's would kill them in there sleep....

Sanguinius, pirates?? how?!

Actually I think Vampires would take out the pirates AND the ninjas (Patrick I had to take the Prirates' side for sake of arguement LOL)

Vampires? if were going into the makebelive than why dont you say superman would take them all out?

For serious. Besides, the vampires could only attack at night, and we all know that ninja's work best at night.

this is easily the dumbest arguement on an automotive forum ever..
but anyway, vampires wouldnt be fair, because cant they turn into bats, and fly?? even ninjas cant fly...

They can't fly, but they have those shrouken stars and what not that can go super far, super fast, and super-de-duper accurate.

And yeah it's dumb but it's in the right place, at least, lol.

Vampires may be fictional but so are the Ninjas that you guys are refering to. so I think the vamps fit in nicely. Besides vampires don't turn into bats though they DO only attack at night.

nonsense...vampires do indeed turn into bats...all of the ones that i have met, did...


and im sure that what we consider to ba a ninja is a real thing.

Well then there ya go Patrick said it himself he's MET vampires!! THEY DO EXIST and are a valid combatant here in this thread LOL. THE VAMPIRES WILL RULE ALL lol

but everyone knows what will killn a vampire..ninjas, on the other hand...hmmm

have any of you been to the ultimate ninjas webpage??

I certainly haven't, Patrick, though now I really want to, lol. What's the URL?

And those cool ninjas surely do exist. Surely surely. Saw one myself the other day, creeping around the neighborhood in a poweroutage. ;)

Like the ones that jump from tree to tree like in crouching tiger hidden dragon? That was rediculous.