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paintballproam
1/17/2007 7:47:22 PM
Oh dear lord! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!! From a body building forum
I am visiting my family in Florida for the holidays. I was chillin at my sister's house when we looked out back and noticed a swarm of honeybees congregating on their swingset. There are a lot of kids around, including my sister's 3 kids. They were inside at the time, fortunately.



This is where the bees were coming from. A hole in the house behind my sister's place. We told the landlady about it and she didn't seem to care or want to be bothered that she was renting a house to people that had ****ing BEEES living inside it.

The neighbor called a bee removal company and they said they wouldn't come out unless we paid a hefty fee, but he did recommend waiting until dark and go buy some stuff from Home Depot and squirt them with it and that should kill them off.

Well that plan was OK except for 2 things. 1 was that my sister's husband is crazy. The 2nd thing is we didn't want to wait that long nor spend any money.

So we did the next best thing. Started ****ing with the bees.
paintballproam
1/17/2007 7:47:49 PM
My bro in law chucks a tennis ball at the clump of bees, that was the size of a basketball. He knocked off a fist sized clump of bees, which eventually just flew back up into the main clump.

That was pretty boring, so we decide to try something a little bigger....


Yeah, a 40lb trailer hitch for a Dodge Caravan.




CLANG! We have bees in freefall! Did I mention he is severely allergic to bees?

paintballproam
1/17/2007 7:48:09 PM
The bees dust themselves off, and resume taking over the swingset. Every single one pretty much flew back up into a ball of bee death.


At this point it was clear these little a-holes weren't getting the message. Their arrival in my sister's property was an act of aggression, and we weren't going to stand for it. So it was time for some redneck engineering


Bee incinerator contraption:
- 30 feet of rope
- 1 large fire pit
- 1 science project board
- miscellaneous rags and a bedsheet
- gas


Fill 'er up! Slide the incinerator under the bees and....
paintballproam
1/17/2007 7:48:49 PM
IGNITION!


OH THE BEEMANITY


CARNAGE!


Amazingly some bees still survived the first wave. What should we do next?


The next ingredient is 1.5 quarts of PAINT THINNER
paintballproam
1/17/2007 7:49:15 PM
OH YES!!!





THERE WERE STILL MORE BEES ON THE SWINGSET. CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS. 2 QUARTS OF 87 OCTANE GASOLINE REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!


OH DEAR LORD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL. I AM SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN RIGHT NOW.


Tonight we are having Roast Bee


The Aftermath.

Number of allied casualties (er, stings): 0
Number of bees killed: est. 10,000
Number of bee survivors: about 25 or so

Yeah Baby! F*CK THE BEES!!
agallardo
1/17/2007 7:59:41 PM
Nice! that is ****ing hilarious!  Looked like fun too!  Hehehehehe!  Good job Aaron!
estraw
1/17/2007 9:49:13 PM
wow lmmfao!!! nice action pics with the paint thinner and all.. i love ****ing with bees, we had a nest once in our back yard and we held a 55 gal trash bag under it while my dad chopped it down with some branch cutters, cought the nest and filled the bag up with water, your way is way better tho
imtalkintou
1/17/2007 10:57:51 PM
hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha that was an awesome story and a damn good way to kill bees
Joshewuhh
1/17/2007 11:02:50 PM
my tumm hurts from laughing
5Tizzle
1/17/2007 11:15:09 PM
hahahahaahahaahaha
5Tizzle
1/17/2007 11:18:03 PM
those are some amazing action photos.    So much for that swingset....
hatchetman9449
1/17/2007 11:40:14 PM
haha, yea you broke that swing set... but that was awsome, im a pyro and i would have loved doing that. maybe ill cover my swing set with honey just so i can do it.... haha
BrunoBoy650
1/18/2007 12:01:16 AM
good stuff man, like the story     
echostats
1/18/2007 12:09:10 AM
This story has been dugg! Go digg it! http://digg.com/environment/Tons_of_bees_on_a_swing_set_Pics_of_how_they_got_rid_of_them
TheEngineer
1/18/2007 9:20:56 AM
LMAO. That is awesome. You had a pretty damn good flame going there. Now what about the bees in the house?
estraw
1/18/2007 9:41:22 AM
hey that wasnt actually paintballproam's story, he got it off a body building forum like it says in his first sentance
thestealth
1/18/2007 12:37:39 PM
Good story...would read again. 
mitsuant
1/18/2007 3:48:51 PM
thats awsome ive never seen bees here in florida but i think ill kill them your way that seems like the best
Sanguinius
1/18/2007 7:03:50 PM
That is AWESOME.  The look of straight OH $H!T on the inlaws face after he knocked the clump off was priceless...  Time for new swinges tough now eh? lol  Wonder what it was they were after in the first place.  Or were they building a nest up there?
Sebba
1/18/2007 7:40:42 PM
LOL you are so redneck.

Dude... wasnt the whole point to protect the swing set? HAHAHAHA its freakin melted
 
Hair spray and a lighter would have done well too lol.
ba3kgt
1/18/2007 7:59:09 PM
HOLY spit that was hilarious
estraw
1/18/2007 9:44:03 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sebba

Hair spray and a lighter would have done well too lol.

 
wd-40 works better, it shoots a stream if you use the straw, then it sticks and burns for a while after
Sebba
1/18/2007 10:39:09 PM
I thought about that after i wrote it. The little red straw the give u with it works like a charm
estraw
1/18/2007 10:45:37 PM
dont forget about break cleaner!!
tidus10
1/18/2007 11:19:13 PM
omg thats amazing wtg!!!
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