People crack me up!!!!

I thought this was the funniest thing someone has ever said to me. It all started last night......I was out cruising with a few friends on there bikes and I was in my car. We pull into this gas station to take a break, gas up and grab some eats. As I start to walk into the store my buddy walks by me and says , " That guy is REALLY strange". I go up to the counter with my drink in hand pay and walk out, but right behind me is the clerk, saying " Boy this is what I need right now" (Holding a cigaret). So continue over to my car where we all are standing, then the clerk slides over, " So how much do you have in that" I go on and tell him "Just a few things" thinking to myself, why bother explaining it all, he has no clue. He goes on to say, how he can see the bumper and wing are different, the "tires are different. So here is where it gets good......He says to me "Ya I put alot of work into my car, intake exhaust, tires, built my tranny up so I dont have to worry about blowing it". I looked over see this four door oldsmobile with rims..............I said that your car. " O ya that this is so fast, I beat cars like yours on the highway all the time". I was like I don't think so buddy not my car......"Oh no not your car but". " So how come you put the radiator so far out". Ummm ya thats my intercooler...... "Intercooler?" ( Best part right here) There is a long pause........." You ever heard of those tornados?" I thought he ment, the typhoon the turbo chevy Jimmy....Oh no take a guess on what he was talking about. " No the tornado intake things" YA ya those things dont do **** i say. " WHAT!, ya they do I got 40hp". So I start laughing in his face, and say, are you serious??? " Oh ya it was dyno'd, I dyno'd 40hp. After that I lost it, me..." Look you're a moron, first off you car is a toilet and would loose to my Corolla, and where are the dyno sheets?" Then he gives me the nastiest look and say's" You a asshole" ........Ya ok buddy I'm not the one bragging about a oldsmobile and claiming I dyno's 40hp on a choke product. STUPID PEOPLE!!!

No, no.. you mean, entertaining people Great story though man.

I think he meant his car was dyno'd at 40 HP

Wow I love people like that, lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny ****

I would've just said cool man....40 horsepower is great!! It's really not a big deal, if he thinks he has 40 horsepower good for him...silly guy.

Just race him... lol

Roll up in a Moped and tell him that IT dyno'd at 40HP too!! LOL Then race him and STILL win (On the moped LOL)... He's the type of guy that would call my car a Daytona or a Supra UGH

he's also the type of guy who would buy a 2004 toyota supra on e-bay for 5k...somepeople are retards....you should have told it they were illegal and really freaked him out...

haha tlelin him they were illigal would be funny as ****. dumbasses like that really should just be left alone. I wonder how he built his tranny? Repaired the shift boot? lol

Too funny.

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ORIGINAL: Sanguinius

Roll up in a Moped and tell him that IT dyno'd at 40HP too!! LOL Then race him and STILL win (On the moped LOL)... He's the type of guy that would call my car a Daytona or a Supra UGH

u pimp the moped, and I be rollin next to you on my razor scooter with a weed eater motor on the back of it and we'll smoke his tight ass olds......haha

actually

race him on this

http://www.dolmar.com/757.php

wow that is awesome. What a tool.

hahahaha, wow good story. and yeah that chainsaw was nice.

GUYS!!!

have you ever bumped into one of those idiot porcha drivers who like don't know anything about cars?!?!?!


I HATE those people!!!! I pulled up next to this porche and of course he noticed my blow off valve when i was passing him in my evo.

At the light we're on the line and with his top down and my windows down he yells over to me and tells me that my car might have a leak from the noise it was making (my bov)

I laughed so hard and called my brother right there and i was bout to explain what just happened and call the guy a moron right there......but the light turned green and he drove off before my brother picked up.

I remeber when i was in florida with mike, there was some kids that saw the car and where staring at the intercooler, so we gave them a nice BOV, and the kids yell "nice car, does that thing have turbo"

Oh yea and i remember mike telling me there was a person that asked him, why would you use your turbo all the time, wouldnt you run out? HAHA

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ORIGINAL: XTREME

I would've just said cool man....40 horsepower is great!! It's really not a big deal, if he thinks he has 40 horsepower good for him...silly guy.

Ya but........Im a ASSHOLE

People like this guy were placed here to entertain the rest of us... and provide some future stand up comic with one helluva routine.

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ORIGINAL: Santa

People like this guy were placed here to entertain the rest of us... and provide some future stand up comic with one helluva routine.

Ditto.

its kinda liek the guy who see's a mack truck stuck under a brindge and has the balls to ask the truck driver "hey ya get stuck?" and with his luck the truck driver would say "nah i was just delivering this here over pass and i ran out of gas"

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ORIGINAL: TheEngineer

I remeber when i was in florida with mike, there was some kids that saw the car and where staring at the intercooler, so we gave them a nice BOV, and the kids yell "nice car, does that thing have turbo"

Oh yea and i remember mike telling me there was a person that asked him, why would you use your turbo all the time, wouldnt you run out? HAHA

Obviously they're from the video game age... Tell them "NO Dumbass only Nitro runs out..." LOL

That's funny as ****..I'm about to get me a tornado for my Eclipse and get 40 more horses LOL...It's amazing what those Advance Auto add-ons will do to a car LOL...The funniest part is him telling you he actually had it dynoed...He is the type of dude that whatever you tell him that you did to your car he has something better done to his...Should've raced him for titles LOL.

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ORIGINAL: shreff99

Should've raced him for titles LOL.

Not even worth making his street look worse, with that car there.

Race for slips and then crush his car in front of him...

I am just surprised it wasn't some Honda civic with mismatched parts and an unpainted body kit that is already broken in some area. Why is it that when ever some body puts a body kit on their civic they think they can beat anything on the road?