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jpmontero98
9/13/2007 6:27:40 PM
a convo between me and a specialist on jcwhitney.com



Ronald: I am a Product Specialist available to assist you with any questions you have. How may I be of assistance to you today, via a secure, live chat session?
You: are there any good turbo systems here for a 3.5 montero fullsize?
Ronald: I'd be happy to help you with that today.
Ronald: One moment while I look for you.
You: thanks
Ronald: What is the year of your Mercury?
You: its a mitsubishi montero
You: 3.5l V^
You: its a 1998
You: v6
Ronald: Thank you. One moment please.
jpmontero98
9/13/2007 6:32:37 PM
Wait it gets better

onald: I am sorry, but we don't currently offer the item you are looking for, however we may offer other products for your vehicle that may interest you. Would you like me to search for any other items today?
You: sure y not
You: how about intakes?
Ronald: One moment while I take a look for you.
Ronald: Is your car the Montego?
You: Montero


HOW CAN U TRUST THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sebba
9/13/2007 7:12:40 PM
LOL ****ing retard
jpmontero98
9/13/2007 7:13:40 PM
"is your car the montego?" HOW HARD IS IT TO SCROLL UP AND READ WHAT I SAID MY CAR WAS!!!!!!!
Kaede.Noir
9/13/2007 8:35:44 PM
MONTEGO? hahaha, sounds like a mitsubishi made cheese XD
NESpeed
9/13/2007 8:53:51 PM
You know that's not a person chatting with you right?
Kaede.Noir
9/13/2007 8:58:31 PM
A computer couldnt have changed montero to monetgo.... haha
jpmontero98
9/14/2007 3:52:30 AM
a computer with a wife an 2 kids?
thestealth
9/14/2007 5:54:59 AM
I had a Montego...


Sebba
9/14/2007 6:01:13 AM
LOL they where such pieces of ****
SCmitsuchic
9/14/2007 6:52:24 AM
wow. just wow. seriously i don't know that i've seen such sad technology.. if they're going to set up a system they should do it right.. it sounds like if you really did want to buy something or find something you'd be up the creek without a paddle with those guys. that made me laugh  Mercury!!! hahahahaha How did it not pick up that it was wrong when you said after that MITSUBISHI!?
sk8dudety
9/14/2007 8:15:47 AM
that was definitely an automated response computer... that wasnt a real peron, it's like "Smarter Child" on AIM
thestealth
9/14/2007 8:54:22 AM
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sebba

LOL they where such pieces of ****


...just like the Torino.  Mine didn't give my any troubles the couple years I had it...drum brakes (4) suck ass bad and need constant adjustment.  The little 302 was bullit proof and the C4 tranny was pretty tough...for what I put it through.
Sebba
9/14/2007 1:37:49 PM
Fair enough...
 
hahah i always piss of the Smarter Child. People say you cant get it to, but you actually can.
jpmontero98
9/14/2007 3:05:56 PM

quote:

ORIGINAL: thestealth

I had a Montego...






how does that look like a montero? lol
estraw
9/14/2007 3:23:45 PM
haha i love messing around with that thing
i got it to admit it was gay lol:
 
estraw0988 (6:22:38 PM): are you gay?
SmarterChild (6:22:38 PM): Does that matter to you?
estraw0988 (6:22:41 PM): yes
SmarterChild (6:22:41 PM): Hmmm... Humans are weird, the way they seem to get hung up about these things.estraw0988 (6:22:52 PM): you are avoiding the questionSmarterChild (6:22:52 PM): Really?estraw0988 (6:22:54 PM): yesSmarterChild (6:22:54 PM): Oh yeah?estraw0988 (6:22:56 PM): yesSmarterChild (6:22:56 PM): Huh. How 'bout that.

>>> Type word scrambles and we can really mix it up.
estraw0988 (6:22:59 PM): answer itSmarterChild (6:23:00 PM): Answer it? estraw0988 (6:23:06 PM): answer my questionSmarterChild (6:23:06 PM): What? You want me to answer your question?estraw0988 (6:23:09 PM): yesSmarterChild (6:23:09 PM): I see.

>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play hangman!
estraw0988 (6:23:14 PM): what is your answer?SmarterChild (6:23:15 PM): Yep.

Um... Would you like to check out the latest headlines?
estraw0988 (6:23:46 PM): so you are gaySmarterChild (6:23:47 PM): Does that matter to you?estraw0988 (6:23:53 PM): no, but you just said you wereSmarterChild (6:23:53 PM): No but I just said I was?

Well how 'bout that.

>>> I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
estraw0988 (6:24:00 PM): so you are then?SmarterChild (6:24:00 PM): Yup, I am.estraw0988 (6:24:03 PM): ok
Sebba
9/14/2007 4:14:01 PM
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jpmontero98
9/14/2007 7:06:10 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA THESE ARE FUNNY THINGS!!!!
sk8dudety
9/15/2007 7:05:20 PM
it was enevitable... he was gonna come outta the closet sooner or later
Clipse1
9/15/2007 9:16:40 PM
Oh man that is effin hilarious
R@lli@rtR@cer
9/16/2007 7:04:47 AM
This is hilarious a Mecury Montego LOL and the smarter child is gay i knew it nobody believed me when i said it was making passes at me HAHA

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