random car forums

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

Lexus forums
- - - Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

New GTO forum
- - -How to register your car as a Cavalier to save on insurance.

Honda Accord forum
- - -When I threw my girl out the window, my car went faster and I beat the Mustang.

Street Rod forum
- - -My Lake pipes irritate my prostate, will triple chrome plating help?

03 Cobra forum
- - -I am in complete and total shock, my supercharged car makes more power than naturally aspirated V8's!!!!!!!!!

Geo Metro forum
- - -Punk kids keep picking up my car and hiding it.

Cadillac Escalade forum
- - -Is there anyway to get a 30's under this thing?

VW Bus forum
- - -If I run out of gas, can I get this thing to run on bong water?

Aztek forum
- - -I had my car detailed, and the guy gave me a 50% discount for no reason.

Expedition forum
- - -I parked in my garage and now I can't open the doors to my truck, can someone rescue me?

Lowrider forum
- - -Is scraping illegal? If not, how can I make more sparks fly out the rear?

Dodge Ram forum
- - -Am I the only one without "rams head" taillight covers?

Pontiac GTP forum
- - -Saw a sweet black GTP with mad bling yellow calipers and Pontiac script, is he a member here?

Volvo forum
- - -My husband still wears his sweater tied around his neck at soccer games, is this wrong?

Civic forums
- - -Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
- - -whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
- - -A want some Altezza'a
- - -Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.
- - -I added some decals to the wing (another 5hp gain)

Chevy Trucks forum
- - -It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - -forums down due to server fire

Fiat forum:
(first ever post)
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
(Last ever post)
- - -Hello? Am I still the only member?

Renault Forum:
- - -Does anyone know how to troubleshoot a Dauphine automatic that won't shift?
- - -how do I make this round lightbulb fit into the square bulb socket on my 4CV?
- - -My Caravelle broke in half from rust...how do I fix it?

Ford forum:
- - -Anybody know where I can find a good mechanic?

Honda Integra Type R forum
- - -i dont think my tailpipe is loud enough, only half of my neighbourhood wakes up when i drive at night, what should i do??

VW New Beetle forum
- - -Help! where is the engine?!!

Honda Insight forum
- - -Where's the plug on this car??

Integrale forum
- - -Some punk kid tried in a Saxo tried to race me, but then my electrics failed.

Evo forum:
- - -When will the car let me drive for a change??

Celica forum: (gt, auto)
- - -Why do cars keep passing me on the freeway??

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Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

I like this one

When will my car let me drive???

Starion/Conquest Forum:
---WTB: Secondary injector

OMG, those are funny i was laughing at the civic ones.

quote:

ORIGINAL: ba3kgt

Civic forums
- - -Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
- - -whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
- - -A want some Altezza'a
- - -Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.
- - -I added some decals to the wing (another 5hp gain)

ahahahaha!! thats the best one

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Aztek forum
- - -I had my car detailed, and the guy gave me a 50% discount for no reason.

This one is awesome too.

Ferrari Forums
-----Guys not sure which one of the three i should keep

i dont get that one, excuse my slowness

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ORIGINAL: estraw

i dont get that one, excuse my slowness

a few things really... inorder to buy some ferarris you have to have owned one in the past and most ferrari owners have more than one because lets face it money is no object

o, i got that one, sorry, i didnt get the aztec one

Have you seen them, they are all plastic, therefore no waxing

ooooo, ok, i understand

DSM Forums
----Guys i think i might have crankwalk

Aztek forum:
--- Rear ended today... Bumper popped right back out looks good as new.

Lotus Elise forum:
--- Can't fit in car... is there a convertible version available??

MF.com
- - - whats the best turbo
- - - which eclipse?
- - - ****.com is a cool forum too

RV Forum
---Just started my Winnabego for the first time... Out of gas...

civic forum
--- what color primer should i use on my new body kit??

HAHA slow i like those

VAN Forums:
------ Post pics of your abducted children

haha i like that one

Tourus SHO forums-
-who the hells idea was it to make a FWD V8?

Those were all aweosme. Definitely made my ****ty ass day a little better, thank you.

Eagle forums
-----why do mitsubishis look just like our cars?

lol u know there are ricers from my town that think mitsubishi copied eagle lol