SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ~woman only~ - Page 2

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ORIGINAL: *~Daaaamn~*

you like japanese names much???

Yep... My doogger name is Akira with is Japanese for Anchor. I wish I would have known it was a boys name before I named her, lol

i named my dog beau...


it means handsome in french

LOL My dog is named Brittina my lizard's name is Turbo LOL the cat is storm and the ferret is Napoleon.

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ORIGINAL: Sanguinius

LOL My dog is named Brittina my lizard's name is Turbo LOL the cat is storm and the ferret is Napoleon.

I got a iguana too!! Her name is Iggy. I have 3 cats: Pebbles, Tabitha, and Mercedes and a turtle named Lil Asshole. Then there is the bestest doogger in the world, Akira. Shes a boxer/mastiff mix.



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Why do you guys have so many pets?

I have four fish with no names. But i call them all asshole when they beg..

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ORIGINAL: slow420a

Why do you guys have so many pets?

they are cheaper then kids, they don't talk back and you don't need to clothe them. Thats why, lol

People clothe them anyway, though, sometimes.

I think those people should die.

Die horribly deaths.... like a burning plauge.... or have their animals turn on them and eat them.....

I think they should get paper cuts all over their bodies and then be dipped into a vat of vinegar.

or iodine....

Oooooh iodine would be much funnier to watch. OH, and make them listen to Hamster Dance over and over and over.

I think im starting to hurt now..... hampster song....Ugggggg

I work with children. They play that song all the time. I am somewhat immune, but in large doses it still makes me want to hurt small furry animals.

Seriously i would go nuts.....

Dude, I understand completely. I used to go to Computer Camp when I was a kid (yes I was a nerd) and one of the kids created a virus that shut down the entire network, so for punishment, the staff literally made him sit there and listen to hamster dance for a full 8 hours straight.

Roll them in a vat of salt repeatedly as you flay the nekkid flesh off thier bodies... (Is that too graphic for you guys?)

Lol. All I can say to your imagination, Sang, is wow.

Sang has lots of time on his hands to think of stuff like this....

Thats nothing.... sit them down on the floor, nail their ball sack to the floor with 2 roofing nails, take a gallon of gas and make a small circle around them hand them a knife, while liting a match tell them thar their are two ways to escape(drop the match) the fire, one is burning alive, the other.....

lol i just read my post, apparently i contrubited to the forum... lol

Hope to never piss you off.....

you guys are weird...

Actually how about strapping them to a chair that has electrodes on the seat and slowly increase the voltage over a 12 hour period of time. If they survive THAT then ahng them from a wall and leave them in a room where the ONLY thing to cool at are the words YOU HAVE THIS LONG TO LIVE and a clock that's counting down from 24 when it hits 0 come over the loudspeaker telling them they've WON the grand prize and then take them to a room where you use a razor and make a 2" cut every 10 minutes and allow a filthy hobo bum to tear at the wounds with his grimey dirty nails... Then roll them into a vat of salt.

nice sang... do you have some fetish with "vats of salt"?