wacked night

finals just ended for my school and alot of poeple were throwing post final partys.  This girl that I am friends with invited me to some party at another girls apartment that I met only once before.  Shes in some sorority, i hate those damn things... along with frats, and I figured there would be some of her sisters or some frat boys w/e tho I didnt have anyhting else going on so I went.  So I showed up and it turned out this place was in a community, not actually on campus.  At that point I should have turned around but I went in anyway. 

Upon arrival I was greeted by my friend and the chick that lived at the apartment that was throwing the party and things were pretty chill.  To make a long story short I was drinking jack stright out of the bottle, its my forte, and playing thumper with all of the frat kids.  I got lit and the next thing I know I was upstairs with the chick that I losely knew punching her in the face with my mouth.  All of a sudden my friend and some other girl kick down the door and say hide the cops are here.

Now note that everyone living in the place were over 21 as well as the majority of the party go'ers, however the girl i was with, my friend, and myself are only 20.  So we're all like "damn, that sucks"  So myself, the girl I was with, and my friend all jump in the closet and the #2 girl that came up stairs ditched on the bed and pretended to be passed out.  So I am standing in this closet half naked with two chicks, one of which was also half naked.  I was thinking this has the potential to be epic... then the cop walked into the room.  He looked around the room with his flash light, saw girl #2 laying down, went over to her asked her a few questions: if she had been drinking, id, if she was alright, and then bounced.  I stright **** a brick, I never though he would have came in and looked around.  I am so glad that I hid if I got a underage I would have **** a chicken.  Mostly becuase I turn 21 in about a month lol.

alright,  /blog. 

What did you learn? lol

not to act like a dumbass for the next month, which is going to be hard becuase my job is sending me to ny/ny for new years... So iam proly going to be drunk in public at times square lol.

Close call dude...so did ya get laid?

No lol, it was 3 and I had work at 9.  We were both sleepy so we just crashed

Next time, skip the booze and jsut bang her anyways. Lesson learned : )

There is always time to get laid.  You might be tired in the morning but who the **** really cares.

Thats why God invented good morning blow jobs : )
 
Blow Jobs > Coffee

And energy drinks too! And he's right, whoever said "there's always time to get laid", cuz there is always time for a "quickie"...just bang it and get out.

I kinda cant do that, I really dont want to get to personal but something like that is an all afternoon event for me and if I have just one beer... I'll never finish.  

Sucks to be you bro lol.
 
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Sucks to be you bro lol.

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lol really?  The first time we did it we had to stop becuase she started to cry, and the second time we did It I just gave up an hour into it... which made her cry again.

LMAO hahahahahaha