[ View Full Version Of This Page ]

You have got to be f***ing kidding me...

All Forums » Off Topic » You have got to be f***ing kidding me...

Dusty Eclipse
4/18/2007 11:00:14 AM
Ive been using Ebay for years, Ive seen many, MANY retarded items for sale that claim to provide your car or truck with more power. Id have to say about 90% of them are bullshit. Some are obvious... and some are a little more subtle. But this one, is without the dunbest **** Ive ever seen. Id like to see some hard numbers on how many of these have been sold... for $69.95 +s/h
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Save-Fuel-Save-Gas-Save-Diesel-up-to-25_W0QQitemZ150112846313QQihZ005QQcategoryZ33747QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
 
You really gotta read all the **** they put in the listing to get a full effect of the bullshit.
NubianSithLord
4/18/2007 11:18:33 AM
Dusty stop playing you know that has to be some gag website you put on e-bay that is worse than those only on TV offers that are always 19.95 and if you call rigth now we throw in blah blah
Dusty Eclipse
4/18/2007 11:23:21 AM
lol, I wish I came up with this! Id be rich! Look at the guys feedback... even though it looks like most of his customers were like 12 year olds putting those on thier 10-speeds... apparently he actually SELLS these things!
TheEngineer
4/18/2007 11:31:52 AM
BWAAHA, this is awesome. I wish i came up with this. Kinda like the "chips" people used to sell on there. When all they were was a resistor
Dusty Eclipse
4/18/2007 11:44:43 AM
lol, when I made the first post I was thinking about those, hahahahaa
DeathCabForCutie
4/18/2007 5:02:31 PM
 My favorite part is the little line about 1/3 of the way down....
 
Tires rated to 90,000 km for a '01 Denali have 168,000km on them and the vehicle will get at least 10,000km according to the tire experts.
 
how about those tire experts...lol.....
 
Dusty Eclipse
4/18/2007 6:44:16 PM
You ever see that Simpsons episode where they show the whole "cows" thing (where Lisa becomes a vegetarian) in which they had Troy McLure trying to sell people on eating meat... "just ask this scientist!" I hope SOMEONE gets this... lol
davidmitsusrock
4/18/2007 8:32:23 PM
Holy ****! i have seen it all...my god i cant belive the things people get paid for. 
jpmontero98
4/18/2007 9:32:15 PM
i ,have 19 mpg highway im not that desperarte for better gas mileage
5Tizzle
4/19/2007 12:25:01 AM
hahahahahahhahahahahahahah roflmmfao lawlz kekeke lolololol lmao roffles
Kaede.Noir
4/19/2007 3:43:16 AM
ROFL!!!!!.... Oh god.... how can he have 99.4% i just lost faith in humanity....
TheAdvocate
4/19/2007 9:15:12 AM
I like how there anual $ spent on fuel a month is actually less before they put this on which is suppose to give 15% better fuel economy..   It goes from $100 a month to 180...   So you actually get $80 back when you fill up with those things on...   Awesome..   A product that will make you money!!
Dusty Eclipse
4/19/2007 9:55:12 AM
lololol
50ul }{4ck3r
4/19/2007 3:35:45 PM
I should buy some...dusty what u think
Dusty Eclipse
4/19/2007 3:41:52 PM
It will give you that edge that you need to take Ferraris.
50ul }{4ck3r
4/19/2007 3:44:24 PM
Thats what i'm talking about...if the guy on ebays says it...the seller knows...you know why cause Hes PRO!!!!
Dusty Eclipse
4/19/2007 3:45:44 PM
Damn right... Im hoping to see cylinder adding products in his lineup real soon...
50ul }{4ck3r
4/19/2007 3:53:42 PM
Dang Dude...4 more cylinders


Dusty Eclipse
4/19/2007 4:08:36 PM
I still have that as the background on my PPC, lol.
50ul }{4ck3r
4/19/2007 4:09:26 PM
lol
Related Threads

[ View Full Version Of This Page ]

Return to the Mitsubishi Forum home page - Archive Home