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Cellphone Jokes - 1/29/2008 6:26:26 PM

PappiDread6

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Every now and again Ill get texts, that are offensive funny, or just wrong all from different ppl. Thought I share.
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This sex, is sex, how sex, u sex, keep sex. a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 sex, seconds sex. Now read it without the word "sex"

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A Hillbilly is f'n his sister and she stops and laughs
He asks whats so funny
she replys you F' like pa
he then laughs and says thats what ma said

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Sutieds shwo taht lal poelpe taht gvie gdoo heda cna udnaesrtn wtah hits ysas.

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I asked santa for a condom he gave me 2
I asked santa for a dollar ge have me five
I asked santa for a hoe and I got this number

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Have you heard, cops are looking for a supsect that is said to be good looking, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe but where am I gonna hide.

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/29/2008 7:07:03 PM

nick_200321

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lol nice man... i guess i give good head then, i understood what it said

lol...

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/29/2008 7:10:06 PM

lhausi2

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haha wow well it's good to know nick, it's good to know how you make $$ to buy your cars,lol
and yeah this kidd from my work sends me sum that r pretty fu**ed up and he's sick in the head,lol and it never gets old to him
but i luv those, not gunna lie

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/30/2008 8:23:07 AM

SCmitsuchic

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haha those are good. I used to get alot of those

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/30/2008 8:47:27 AM

atown420

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heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled TITTIES!

i thought it was funny.

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/30/2008 9:07:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: atown420

heres another one.

A female police officer pulled over a man for DUI. The female officer said everything you say will be held against you. The man yelled TITTIES!

i thought it was funny.

Horrible grammar :-D

GRAMMAR POLICIA!!

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No doubt about it, this topic is gone.
Sebba killed it with the horse c**k.

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/30/2008 9:13:32 AM

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thats how it came in the text message sorry for the bad grammar.

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/31/2008 3:19:58 AM

1987 TSI

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My favorite one is
The average boob weighs approx. 7LBS. Wonder what a Pu**Y weighs? Go weigh yourself and text me back.

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/31/2008 9:26:57 AM

PappiDread6

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quote:

ORIGINAL: 1987 TSI

My favorite one is
The average boob weighs approx. 7LBS. Wonder what a Pu**Y weighs? Go weigh yourself and text me back.

OH S#!T!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!! Im sendin that one out right now!!

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/31/2008 9:28:26 AM

PappiDread6

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quote:

ORIGINAL: atown420

heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled TITTIES!

i thought it was funny.

Sorry young I don't get it. Most female cops I seen are flat chested and/or look like buch dikes

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