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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 1/31/2008 11:20:30 AM

bestwiseguy

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ORIGINAL: PappiDread6

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ORIGINAL: atown420

heres another one. a female police officer pulled over a man for dui. the female officer said everything will be held against you. the man yelled TITTIES!

i thought it was funny.

Sorry young I don't get it. Most female cops I seen are flat chested and/or look like buch dikes

Well since he got pulled over from a dui, hes probably to messed up to care lol.

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 2/1/2008 1:07:18 PM

PappiDread6

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I got 2 more

Hillary Clinton shaved her P\/$$`/ the nighte b4 the debate. She went up 2 the podium & said
"READ MY LIPS NO MORE BUSH!!"
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Do me a favor & text me right back. Just sype hi or something. My friends don't believe retards can use cell phones,but we'll show them.

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 2/1/2008 1:27:03 PM

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hahah i like the one about hillary

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 2/10/2008 10:56:00 AM

PappiDread6

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Big bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so I can suck ur ****. No she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the f'n book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat falls in a and the roster laughs. The cat says a wet **** always makes a cock happy!

Girls have unique magic tircks. The get wet without water, bleed withought injury, and make boneless things hard.

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would you call it?
A F'N GOODYEAR!

Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 2/10/2008 11:00:28 AM

jpmontero98

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ROFLtitties, those are funny ash hell

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 2/10/2008 5:31:42 PM

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i pretty much just sent those out to all my friends lol

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 2/11/2008 8:02:29 AM

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those are HILARIOUS!

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 2/13/2008 1:02:33 PM

PappiDread6

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Yo dats sum HOE @$$ $#!T (really f'd up)

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Dinner $70
Movies $25
Drinks $30
Hotel $115
The Look on his face when you tell him your on your period......

Priceless

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 2/15/2008 7:33:35 PM

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After 20 yrs of sex in the dar, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her. She said explain the didlo fool. He said explain the kids bitch!

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RE: Cellphone Jokes - 2/20/2008 6:32:55 PM

SCmitsuchic

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Hi, it's me your phone, I just wanted to get out of your pocket for a second the smell from your ass was ****in killing me.

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