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RE: single again - 10/11/2005 10:43:48 PM
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Silvertooth
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Man, girls. Ugh.
Had a girlfriend a year ago. Cheated on me with my best friend. Learned a few things.
Why Hot Cars are Better than Hot Girlfriends:
10. Cars are cheaper.
9. They are much more reliable.
8. You actually enjoy going shopping for them.
7. They don't get pissed at you for hanging out late with your friends and not calling.
6. When there is a problem, you just go in, find out what's wrong, and fix it; or get someone else to.
5. They have no problem with you using the same (seating) position over and over.
4. When you spend money on them you can see the results.
3. You buy a car and already know their mileage.
2. Montly tune-ups are easier to go through than PMS.
And the number one reason why hot cars are better than hot girlfriends...
1. They don't want to cuddle after you've been working on them all night long.
< Message edited by Silvertooth -- 10/11/2005 10:44:39 PM >
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RE: single again - 10/12/2005 2:46:22 PM
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*~Daaaamn~*
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aww you're cute...
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RE: single again - 10/12/2005 3:32:13 PM
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Silvertooth
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Um, ok. *scratches head* Thanks....I think.
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RE: single again - 10/12/2005 3:32:42 PM
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*~Daaaamn~*
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heh it was mixed with a wee bit of sarcasm
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RE: single again - 10/12/2005 3:37:20 PM
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Silvertooth
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Ah, well, sarcasm I definitely understand. I = ultimate sarcasmer. Yeah.
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RE: single again - 10/12/2005 3:43:51 PM
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*~Daaaamn~*
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are you now? it's kind of hard to be sarcastic when you're typing something...otherwise people take it the wrong way...and then it gets dramatic...blah blah blah...
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RE: single again - 10/12/2005 4:09:46 PM
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Lil red
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But what if your girl is into imports? I know one that is really hot, and married damn it, and loves imports.
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