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Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a ho... - 3/21/2006 10:53:55 PM

Silvertooth

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Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend...

10. When you want your car to be quiet, you can just shut it off.
9. Your car doesn't comment on how you handle the stick.
8. You actually ENJOY shopping for your car.
7. Your car let's you do some work under her hood whenever you want.
6. Hot cars and hot girls cost about the same; but with cars you actually get results.
5. When a guy's eyes pop out when looking at your car, you feel great. When a guy's eyes pop out when looking at your girlfriend, you look for a 2x4, preferrably with rusty bent nails sticking out.
4. You can ride your car all night long. Without complaints. Or wierd plots.
3. When your car gets too high of mileage, you just replace the engine. When your girl gets too high of mileage, you have to dump her.
2. A hot car helps you get lots of looks. A hot girlfriend helps you get lots of infections.

And the number one reason a hot car is better to have than a hot girlfriend...

1. Dealing with an oil leak is much easier than dealing with a monthly leak.

< Message edited by Silvertooth -- 3/21/2006 11:05:57 PM >

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/21/2006 11:15:44 PM

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That's great lol

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/21/2006 11:17:44 PM

Silvertooth

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Well I do my best to impress. I didn't pull it off anywhere, made it myself.

<<< creative

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/22/2006 2:12:29 AM

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looks like im going to be a single lady for a longgg time if this thread isnt deleted asap ...

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/22/2006 2:16:29 AM

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im just kidding ....but i do feel bad for you silv... i dont know who you were with, but apparently i need to go stick a potato in her exhaust

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/22/2006 2:24:48 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinee

im just kidding ....but i do feel bad for you silv... i dont know who you were with, but apparently i need to go stick a potato in her exhaust

HAHAHAH

i like this girl! You can stay with this forum for ever! lol

Dude, recently though, my car's been complaining more than my GF. It's kinda scary.

Another Reason,

You stall out, your car wont go out complaining to friends.

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/22/2006 3:49:23 AM

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Right on.... Just don't tell my Wife that I said that or she will take my car away!!!

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/22/2006 7:24:26 AM

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Lol poot.

Yeah well when your car complains at least you don't have to have deep conversations as to where your relationship is going.

And yeah, Sunshinee. The last one ****ed me up pretty bad.

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/22/2006 8:35:34 AM

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You forgot, when you get rid of the car, it dosent keep calling you.

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/22/2006 9:29:59 AM

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OMG this thread is to funny. silvertooth you did something productive lol j\k. that is hilarious

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