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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/8/2006 7:52:41 PM

PooT_Nation

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ORIGINAL: sunshinee

Im going away with the ladies on vacation tomorrow till Monday .....just making sure it stays off topic ;)

....Ill miss you guys!

Yay!!! I bet she misses me the most. LOL j/k

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ORIGINAL: Sang

Yeah right... She's just saying that so we don't look as hard for OTHER g/f's.... BAH Single DAMNIT S I N G L E that's how I'm STAYIN! Who needs laid? I got a car to work on.

Dude...you need to get laid...hahaha

Anyone here in the process of or have once dated a girl (boy for the few females) who was the woooorst Backseat Driver?

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/8/2006 8:21:33 PM

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whats a backseat driver?? I can think of a few things lol

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/8/2006 8:22:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: TheEngineer

its just cuz he can actually drive now...we can say that for someone else though

who else ...what???

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/17/2006 11:35:27 AM

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ORIGINAL: Silvertooth

Hahahaha poot that was one of my favorites. Awesome man. :)

I think this one was my favorite

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/17/2006 11:37:04 AM

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Huh? i don't kick no one's ass.

and if you mean creatively, don't think about it. I came up with, what?, 1. you came up with 10. LOL. you've got me beat by far.
I'm still thinking though...

Ah,

You don't mind friends taking your car for a ride once in a while.
You never have to meet your car's parents
If your car drops a tranny, there's not child support in the future.

I found these funny, so atleast i can make myself laugh
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AHAHAHAHAAA CORRECTION! THIS WAS MY FAVORITE!

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/17/2006 7:58:19 PM

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how is it that when i say something bitchy it gets deleted but ya know tidus can say whatever the **** he wants and it's all giggles...

i'm begining to hate everyone on here...cept john...and maybe sang...and poot...yep

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/17/2006 9:16:06 PM

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i know we are all pretty far off topic by now but hay i got here late i got a few i thought of

if your car throws a rod it prolly wont hit u in the head

if your car smells like red lobster u can just spray it with febreez (if your girl dose i recomend drop that bitch quick)

when u stumbel into the garage at 3:00 in the morning your car won't ask u "where the hell were u all night!!"

your car won't care if u wanna bring another car home to join u for the night

your car could have just a bra on and still u could take her home to mom

your car dosen't get stretch marks

if u wanna change your cars body u can just buy a kit

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/17/2006 10:11:47 PM

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lol i read that and was life WTF he talkin about.. then i remembered the name of the thread......

'if your car smells like red lobster u can just spray it with febreez (if your girl dose i recomend drop that bitch quick)
' my fav...

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No doubt about it, this topic is gone.
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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/17/2006 10:40:28 PM

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lol ya sorry to confuse every one i just couldn't resist puting my 2 cents in on the subject they just started comeing to me that was a great thread....

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 4/17/2006 11:30:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: *~Daaaamn~*

how is it that when i say something bitchy it gets deleted but ya know tidus can say whatever the **** he wants and it's all giggles...

i'm begining to hate everyone on here...cept john...and maybe sang...and poot...yep

`you can hate me if you want to, i delete things under request. If someone askes for deletion I may do it. and that is where some of these off topic deletions have come under request of tidus the engineer and maybe a few others. personally i dont care what you write and I do more deleting on your behalf of things other say that hurt your feelsing to be honest

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