RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend
Sanguinius -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 7:21:57 PM)
Hey wait a second now I think my car DOES get jealous... lol
You don't have to explain how things work to a car If the car is slow you can just push teh gas pedal harder You never have to worry about the car cleaning the garage and rearranging all your stuff If your car blows a piston you don't get jealous Your car will never ask you if it's ass looks big to you It'll be $250 for you to spoiler
PooT_Nation -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 7:24:58 PM)
if your car's front bumper gets old and is starting to sag, get a new one. Your car has one mood if you scratch your car, it wont cry about it for the next month
Sanguinius -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 7:26:48 PM)
If you kick your car you're not goin away for domestic violence (Maybe import violence?)
Silvertooth -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 7:53:23 PM)
Lol man you guys have come up with some good ones.
Cars don't mind you looking at their headlights. :-D
PooT_Nation -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 7:56:07 PM)
You're happy when your cars makes a rumble sound out of its tail pipes
Silvertooth -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 8:03:14 PM)
Oh icky. icky icky poo!
Sanguinius -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 9:20:12 PM)
Yep that's usually what the sound outta your gf's tailpipes is... lol
You're not gonna get slapped upside the head for looking at another car You never have to worry about the car hoggin the sheets You'll never be sleeping on the couch (Or in the car [:D]) because you took another car for a spin You'll NEVER hear your car say "Honey we need to talk..."
Silvertooth -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 9:22:48 PM)
Your car leaves treadmarks on the street, not in the toilet...
Sanguinius -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 9:29:23 PM)
Your car takes you out to eat whenever you want
PooT_Nation -> RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than a hot girlfriend (3/23/2006 9:32:12 PM)
your car doesn't hog the bathroom all morning long putting makeup on. You only need to take it out for a drink once every other week (depending on car) cars don't have a mind of their own you wont get death threats from new owners if you leave your car for another
