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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 7:21:57 PM

Sanguinius

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Hey wait a second now I think my car DOES get jealous... lol

You don't have to explain how things work to a car
If the car is slow you can just push teh gas pedal harder
You never have to worry about the car cleaning the garage and rearranging all your stuff
If your car blows a piston you don't get jealous
Your car will never ask you if it's ass looks big to you
It'll be $250 for you to spoiler

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 7:24:58 PM

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if your car's front bumper gets old and is starting to sag, get a new one.
Your car has one mood
if you scratch your car, it wont cry about it for the next month

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 7:26:48 PM

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If you kick your car you're not goin away for domestic violence (Maybe import violence?)

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 7:53:23 PM

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Lol man you guys have come up with some good ones.

Cars don't mind you looking at their headlights. :-D

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 7:56:07 PM

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You're happy when your cars makes a rumble sound out of its tail pipes

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 8:03:14 PM

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Oh icky. icky icky poo!

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 9:20:12 PM

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Yep that's usually what the sound outta your gf's tailpipes is... lol

You're not gonna get slapped upside the head for looking at another car
You never have to worry about the car hoggin the sheets
You'll never be sleeping on the couch (Or in the car

) because you took another car for a spin
You'll NEVER hear your car say "Honey we need to talk..."

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 9:22:48 PM

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Your car leaves treadmarks on the street, not in the toilet...

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 9:29:23 PM

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Your car takes you out to eat whenever you want

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RE: Top ten reasons it's better to have a hot car than ... - 3/23/2006 9:32:12 PM

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your car doesn't hog the bathroom all morning long putting makeup on.
You only need to take it out for a drink once every other week (depending on car)
cars don't have a mind of their own
you wont get death threats from new owners if you leave your car for another

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