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Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 1:22:44 PM   
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I watched the MTV show called "Yo Momma" last night..I laughed my ass off at some of the jokes and rips the contestants came up with on each other...I'm easily humored by stupid ****....I was bored and created this thread...So let's hear some "Yo Mama" jokes...I'll start it off..

Yo mama's **** so nasty, they made me eat it on Fear Factor LOL

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:33:25 PM   
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Yo mama's so hairy...bigfoot takes pictures of her!

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:35:58 PM   
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Yo mammas so fat she took a swim in the ocean and caused a tsunami.

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:37:26 PM   
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haha..good one sebba...

Yo mama's so stupid..she jumped out the window and the bitch went up!

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:39:14 PM   
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Yo mammas so stupid she died of starvation in wall mart.

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:39:36 PM   
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Yo mammas so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:40:02 PM   
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Yo mammas so fat when she wears a yellow coat people shout TAXI

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:49:58 PM   
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Yo Momma so short she tripped on a nickle and bust her head on a now n later!

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:50:38 PM   
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Yo Momma don't have any teeth talking about bet you bite a chip!

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:51:02 PM   
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nice! lmao!

Yo mama's so fat...her blood type reads Crisco!

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