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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 8:58:08 PM

Sebba

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Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling an EVO into Canada

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 10:48:07 PM

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Yo Momma so big she looks down on Shaquille ONeal

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 10:50:13 PM

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yo momma so stupid she tried to get a haircut at a clippers game

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/11/2006 11:30:16 PM

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Yo momma screwd all the clippers at that same game!

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/12/2006 12:52:29 AM

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Yo momma so short she poses for trophies

Yo momma so short she use a Dorito fo a hanglider

Yo momma so fat back her neck look like a packa hotdogs

Yo momma so stupid someone said quaterback she thought it was a refund

Yo momma so ghetto she thought an elevator was a mobile home

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/12/2006 12:53:09 AM

00GalantMan

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you're mama so fat, she got smaller fat people orbiting around her.

you're mama so fat, she played hide and seek, they found her behind Texas.

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/12/2006 8:15:23 AM

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Your mother just happens to have lips so large that the chapstick company had to invent a spray to acomidate her needs.

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