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RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/12/2006 5:13:49 PM    shreff99 Posts: 1191 Joined: 9/22/2005 From: Franklin, PA Status: offline Yo mama's so poor...I saw her kicking a can down the street the other day so I asked what she was doing and she said she was moving! < Message edited by shreff99 -- 5/13/2006 2:30:32 PM > _____________________________ 1999 Eclipse GS-T..Some mods and a lot more to come..Pimpin' Ain't Easy, but it's necessary. (in reply to XTREME) Post #: 21

RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/12/2006 5:29:51 PM    Sebba Posts: 14601 Joined: 2/20/2006 From: San Antonio, TX Status: online LMAO... _____________________________ These cranks are made for walkin'''', and thats just what they''''ll do, one of these days these cranks are gonna walk all over you (in reply to shreff99) Post #: 22

RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/12/2006 6:51:53 PM    XTREME Posts: 486 Joined: 3/14/2006 Status: offline Uh huh....and you mama can crawl the quarter faster than your car.....ha ha!!!! j/k _____________________________ If it doesn''t spool it ain''t cool!! (in reply to shreff99) Post #: 23

RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/13/2006 2:34:07 PM    shreff99 Posts: 1191 Joined: 9/22/2005 From: Franklin, PA Status: offline Yo mama's like a goaltender in hockey...everyone scores on her! _____________________________ 1999 Eclipse GS-T..Some mods and a lot more to come..Pimpin' Ain't Easy, but it's necessary. (in reply to XTREME) Post #: 24

RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/14/2006 12:29:03 AM    XTREME Posts: 486 Joined: 3/14/2006 Status: offline Alright, I'm going to give you one. Your mama is so fat she was baptized at Sea World!! _____________________________ If it doesn''t spool it ain''t cool!! (in reply to shreff99) Post #: 25

RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/15/2006 2:09:15 PM    shreff99 Posts: 1191 Joined: 9/22/2005 From: Franklin, PA Status: offline Nice! LOL!! Yo mama's teeth so yellow...traffic slows down when she smiles! _____________________________ 1999 Eclipse GS-T..Some mods and a lot more to come..Pimpin' Ain't Easy, but it's necessary. (in reply to XTREME) Post #: 26

RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/15/2006 7:11:34 PM    Sanguinius Ownz ALL threads Posts: 4762 Joined: 3/27/2005 Status: offline Yo momma's teeth so nasty she spits yoohoo. Damn... I just can't think of any right now... My brains is fried I think... _____________________________ (in reply to shreff99) Post #: 27

RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/15/2006 10:24:17 PM    magnet Posts: 185 Joined: 3/10/2006 Status: offline Yo Mommas house is so Nasty, that I had to wipe my feet before I went back outside. Your Mama is so ugly, she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! Your Mama is so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote! your mom is so ****in ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye... your mom is so hideous, they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty! your mom is so nasty, they put her in the Chimp enclosure at the zoo to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off! your mom is so poor, she has to jerk off the dog to feed the cat! your mamma is so fat, I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road and I ran out of gas! < Message edited by magnet -- 5/15/2006 10:25:57 PM > (in reply to Sanguinius) Post #: 28

RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/15/2006 10:46:56 PM    NubianSithLord Posts: 448 Joined: 1/29/2006 Status: offline Yo Momma don't got no legs talking Bout I won't stand for that! _____________________________ I travel at speed of need. It’s not how fast you get there. If you are important enough they will wait… (in reply to magnet) Post #: 29

RE: Yo mama jokes - 5/17/2006 3:50:27 PM    shreff99 Posts: 1191 Joined: 9/22/2005 From: Franklin, PA Status: offline Yo mama's so ugly...your daddy had to take her to Glamour Shots for an estimate! _____________________________ 1999 Eclipse GS-T..Some mods and a lot more to come..Pimpin' Ain't Easy, but it's necessary. (in reply to NubianSithLord) Post #: 30

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