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RE: Yo mama jokes - 1/31/2008 8:29:52 PM

nick_200321

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ok, well ill bring it back to life, i love yo momma jokes

you momma so pore, i walked in the house, stepped on a ciggarette butt, and she screamed "?HEY, WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT?!?!"

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 1/31/2008 8:30:26 PM

nick_200321

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yo momma so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 1/31/2008 8:31:56 PM

nick_200321

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you momma's so hairy, when she was at the doctors, they asked her to remove her shirt, so she did, then the doctor turned back around and said " M'am will you remove the sweater too"

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 2/1/2008 10:20:52 AM

shreff99

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Now c'mon...how can a thread like this ever get old?? LOL.

Yo DSM is so ricey.....your dad brought it from the paddies when he was in Nam.
Yo DSM is so gay....Jeff Gordon wants to put it on his Rainbow Warrior team.

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 2/1/2008 1:35:50 PM

PappiDread6

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Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mom's so poor she can't afford to pay attention

Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your mothers so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"

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RE: Yo mama jokes - 2/1/2008 1:36:32 PM

PappiDread6

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ooh one more

Your mom's is like a shotgun one cock she blows

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