People crack me up!!!!
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People crack me up!!!! - 5/30/2006 3:29:16 PM
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NESpeed
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I thought this was the funniest thing someone has ever said to me. It all started last night......I was out cruising with a few friends on there bikes and I was in my car. We pull into this gas station to take a break, gas up and grab some eats. As I start to walk into the store my buddy walks by me and says , " That guy is REALLY strange". I go up to the counter with my drink in hand pay and walk out, but right behind me is the clerk, saying " Boy this is what I need right now" (Holding a cigaret). So continue over to my car where we all are standing, then the clerk slides over, " So how much do you have in that" I go on and tell him "Just a few things" thinking to myself, why bother explaining it all, he has no clue. He goes on to say, how he can see the bumper and wing are different, the "tires are different. So here is where it gets good......He says to me "Ya I put alot of work into my car, intake exhaust, tires, built my tranny up so I dont have to worry about blowing it". I looked over see this four door oldsmobile with rims..............I said that your car. " O ya that this is so fast, I beat cars like yours on the highway all the time". I was like I don't think so buddy not my car......"Oh no not your car but". " So how come you put the radiator so far out". Ummm ya thats my intercooler...... "Intercooler?" ( Best part right here) There is a long pause........." You ever heard of those tornados?" I thought he ment, the typhoon the turbo chevy Jimmy....Oh no take a guess on what he was talking about. " No the tornado intake things" YA ya those things dont do **** i say. " WHAT!, ya they do I got 40hp". So I start laughing in his face, and say, are you serious??? " Oh ya it was dyno'd, I dyno'd 40hp. After that I lost it, me..." Look you're a moron, first off you car is a toilet and would loose to my Corolla, and where are the dyno sheets?" Then he gives me the nastiest look and say's" You a asshole" ........Ya ok buddy I'm not the one bragging about a oldsmobile and claiming I dyno's 40hp on a choke product. STUPID PEOPLE!!!
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RE: People crack me up!!!! - 5/30/2006 4:32:09 PM
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dirtwagon
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I think he meant his car was dyno'd at 40 HP
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RE: People crack me up!!!! - 5/30/2006 4:38:21 PM
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Evil1993Eagle
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Wow I love people like that, lol.
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RE: People crack me up!!!! - 5/30/2006 5:52:29 PM
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XTREME
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I would've just said cool man....40 horsepower is great!! It's really not a big deal, if he thinks he has 40 horsepower good for him...silly guy.
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