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RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 10:32:37 PM

ba3kgt

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just thought of another one

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

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RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 10:45:27 PM

ba3kgt

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i got another one. yo mama so ghetto she thought the elevator was a mobile home

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RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/26/2006 5:31:24 PM

00Mirage

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yo mommas so stupid she used white-out for a highlighter (i laughed so hard when i heard this one)

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RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/26/2006 7:03:55 PM

shreff99

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I started this thread months ago...this is old news

Yo mama's **** so dry.....the crabs carry canteens! Ohhhhhhhhhh

< Message edited by shreff99 -- 10/26/2006 7:04:58 PM >

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RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/26/2006 7:25:10 PM

Lil Evo

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^^^^^^hahahaha.

Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on her yellow rain coat people shout for a taxi.

Yo mama's so fat, that when little children want to see a total eclipse of the sun, they just give yo mama a call.

Yo mama's so huge that when she went swimming, someone called the cops because the thought someone done freed willie in the municipal swimming pool.

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RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/26/2006 8:24:39 PM

ba3kgt

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yo mama so fat she sweats crisco

yo mama so bald she looks like a used condom

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RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/26/2006 9:28:26 PM

93eclipsegsx

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http://www.mitsubishiforum.com/m_67113/tm.htm page 6 or 7

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RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/26/2006 11:26:24 PM

Sebba

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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling an EVO into Canada

HAHAHAHA still awesome

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RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/28/2006 11:44:42 AM

tidus10

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Yo momma SOO nasty, when she invited me over for dinner, and i arrived and asked what we were going to be eating, she jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said CRABS!

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