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your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 5:29:52 PM    bluballz07   Posts: 131 Joined: 4/1/2006 Status: offline Yo mama is so fat i told her to haul ass... and the bitch had to make 2 trips! Post #: 1

RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 8:12:19 PM    mirage_1313   Posts: 14 Joined: 10/18/2006 Status: offline this is from the show Yo Momma. it was on a couple days ago and there was a guy on there that screwed up and said "yo momma is so skinny she swallowed on a toothpick." i thought it was pretty funny when i heard it and so did the audience on the show (in reply to bluballz07) Post #: 2

RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 8:16:25 PM    mirage_1313   Posts: 14 Joined: 10/18/2006 Status: offline oh... here's another one from that show. Yo momma's so fat, she dressed up in all black on halloween and went as nighttime (in reply to mirage_1313) Post #: 3

RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 8:19:55 PM    agallardo   Posts: 1453 Joined: 3/20/2006 Status: offline Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee... slept with your mom, now stings when I pee. (something along those lines) (in reply to mirage_1313) Post #: 4

RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 8:25:36 PM    davidmitsusrock Posts: 3360 Joined: 4/13/2006 From: Boonville, MO Status: offline what if your momms dead? i said a yo momma joke to a guy i just met and hes like "my mom died a couple months ago" i was like "oh ****...." _____________________________ 2003 Mitsubishi Lancer ES (in reply to agallardo) Post #: 5

RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 8:30:34 PM    Sebba Posts: 14465 Joined: 2/20/2006 From: San Antonio, TX Status: online Smart ^^ _____________________________ These cranks are made for walkin'', and thats just what they''ll do, one of these days these cranks are gonna walk all over you (in reply to davidmitsusrock) Post #: 6

RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 8:32:01 PM    mirage_1313   Posts: 14 Joined: 10/18/2006 Status: offline just have to know a person before telling a yo momma joke i know this guy that lost both his parents a couple years ago. someone tried telling him a yo momma joke and he wasnt laughing... (in reply to davidmitsusrock) Post #: 7

RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 8:33:12 PM    Sebba Posts: 14465 Joined: 2/20/2006 From: San Antonio, TX Status: online thats super harsh man... _____________________________ These cranks are made for walkin'', and thats just what they''ll do, one of these days these cranks are gonna walk all over you (in reply to mirage_1313) Post #: 8

RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 9:08:19 PM    ba3kgt Posts: 698 Joined: 9/4/2006 Status: offline yo mama so stupid i told her its chilly outside she ran and got a bowl and i am not saying this to any one person < Message edited by ba3kgt -- 10/25/2006 9:09:15 PM > _____________________________ bottles are for babies real men get blown (in reply to bluballz07) Post #: 9

RE: your best YO MAMA JOKE!!!! - 10/25/2006 9:51:34 PM    ba3kgt Posts: 698 Joined: 9/4/2006 Status: offline just thought id take a crack at another one yo mama so fat that when she fell i didn't want to laugh but the ground was crackin up _____________________________ bottles are for babies real men get blown (in reply to ba3kgt) Post #: 10

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